Thursday, February 21, 2008

The Greatest Guitar Hero Song In The Universe

The Greatest Guitar Hero Song In The Universe


***What follows is a shred of interneture verite. The characters and events depicted are of real virtual people.***

*note: "Through The Fire And The Flames" (TTFATF) by the band Dragonforce is the song which is unlocked when you beat Guitar Hero III. It is extremely fast "extreme Nintendo power metal" and arguably the most difficult song in the game, as well as the most played and viewed on Youtube. The video of a kid playing and beating the song on Guitar Hero is the #7th most discussed video on Youtube of all time and in the top 100 most viewed of all time at nearly six million hits. The band's actual professionally produced music video has a mere fraction of the views of the kid's home video.


Guitar Hero Fan Forum

Topic: Hardest song ever!!!!



- Posted by TwiliteMinotaur (Poser - 3 posts) on Feb. 15 2008, 22:31

Holy ****, I just found the hardest song ever. period. Period

This song will make Dragonforce look like your sister's Kero Keroppi and have you drop kicking your head buckets- robots, chickens and all. Hell, I made the damn guitar and I *almost* can't play it. ;)

Junk Magic band site: http://myspace.com/junkmagic

It's said that just one glance at the tsunami of notes can cause even a brave LVL 70 Tauren Chieftan the pain of a lifetime in the span of a thousand ringtones (and then drop dead in seven days). But if you're mad enough to try this song, you can download it and play it with Frets On Fire here: http://www.nuleo.com/junkmagic.zip

Special thanks to the Frets on Fire community, the meanest keyboard punchers this side of the Halo 3 servers. rock out with your source out! http://fretsonfire.sourceforge.net/


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-Posted by ablazeinhatred (Poser - 4 posts) on Feb. 17 2008, 07:23

omfg terible :-! he sucks at guitar and not even use a gh controller



-Posted by blackemp3ror (Shredder - 112 posts) on Feb. 17 2008, 07:23

this is shit the notes are not even the right ones he is playing



-Posted by v4vendetta (Rocker - 74 posts) on: Feb. 17 2008,15:08

It gave me a seizure at the end. Plus it's funny to see 3 note chords come up and see he's only using one finger in real life.



-Posted by crossieh (BOOOM, SHAKALAKA! lawl - 355 posts) on Feb 17 2008, 08:01

Crap, crap,
Tho, I found something funny from the same page:


BSRaven (11 hours ago)
I think I just seizur'd.



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-Posted by Entity07 (Rising Star - 18 posts) on Feb 18. 2008, 05:57

what a joke

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-Posted by ddro (Rocker - 50 posts) on: Feb 19, 2008, 01:08

waste of 4 minutes of my life.

sigh.

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video of me playing Through The Fire And The Flames, four stars, 402K



-Posted by GuitarMasterX (Shredder - 120 posts) on Feb. 19 2008, 02:39

this song sucks



-Posted by lsapg09 (Shredder - 112 posts) on Feb. 19 2008, 02:56

Through the Fire and Flames is so Harder

I Bet you that 9 year old can play this



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-Posted by ShikaGaara (Shredder - 130 posts) on Feb. 19 2008, 17:07

Retarded ass chart and video.
possible seizures.



-Posted by dontstealmykenshin (guitar god - 932 posts) on Feb. 19, 2008, 05:13

is this a retarded music video or he playing a real guitar with Frets on Fire?



-Posted by Kalber (Dragonforce Master - 8392 posts) on Feb. 19, 2008, 17:23

Lawl what a dumb movie, One time he uses rock o meter then it just dissapear -.- and he uses different mod.



*note: The video was made with Frets of Fire, which allows you to customize the look of the game with different user-created "mods" (modifications)



-Posted by Twilite Minotaur (Poser - 5 posts) on Feb. 19. 2008, 18:45

Re: the brilliant, pithy responses i.e. "omg this is retardded", "this is stupid", "is this a retarded music video or he playing a real guitar with Frets on Fire?", "Lawl what a movie, One time he uses rock o meter then it just dissapear -.- and he uses different mod":

I'm sorry to hear that my guitar awesomeness has struck chords of rage, jealousy, disbelief, and Napoleon complex in so many of you. But hey, guess what; that's the crux of what being the Ultimate guitar hero God is all about. My skillz are so uncannily amazing that I can warp the very fabric of spacetime, quantum vacuum, and even strands of Python code to the mod of my choosing with just the sheer awesome of my key presses. Maybe, just maybe, if you watch my video 40, 50, maybe a few thousand times, memorize it down to the last pull off, then time-stretch the song down 1/4 tempo in Audacity so your insignificant little monkey minds and digit tendons can even attempt to grasp playing it, then blindly stumble like a retarded leper through the song several million times in Frets of Fire, with five of your friends on one keyboard, each assigned a key, and in a one-in-a-googolplex chance, by the grace of my Starpower, you manage to get five stars on the song, then, perhaps, you'll unlock the ability to phase between mods mid-song as I can.

Probably not.

But try watching a few thousand times anyway.



-Posted by dragonforceboi (The Shredder Of Destiny - 509 posts) on Feb. 19. 2008, 18:59

Dude, we never said you sucked. Just the video and the fretting sucked. The sound wasn't all that bad..it was the flashing, inconsistency, and horrible everything else that sucked. So lay off, you don't suck at guitar..just at making videos..that's all.



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-Posted by Frehley (Rocker - 39 posts) on Feb. 19. 2008, 19:01


Dude, we never said you sucked. Just the video and the fretting sucked. The sound wasn't all that bad..it was the flashing, inconsistency, and horrible everything else that sucked. So lay off, you don't suck at guitar..just at making videos..that's all.


QFT



-Posted by Twilite Minotaur (Rising Star - 6 posts) on Feb. 19. 2008, 19:26

Any apparent inconsistency is an artifact of your primitive primate V5 visual cortices and retinal cone configurations which have the relative perceptual ken to me as you to a species of aphotic cave shrimp. It's perfectly understandable, there's nothing can be done.

The possible causes of the apparent flashing are two-fold. According to a recent CDC health alert, numerous incidents of individuals experiencing seizure-like episodes near the end of this video have been reported. If this is you, you may be suffering Involuntary Aural Orgasm. Don't Panic; IAS is a normal reaction to our music. A cure is still in clinical trials, however, replaying this video over and over, sending it to everyone you know, and sending me large sums of money has been shown over time to restore some control over iPod function. (IAS euphoria can also affect apparent note-to-audio correlation)

The second possible culprit is related to the aforementioned "spacetime warping, uncanny skillz" phenomena. Upon examining exhibit A, the Dragonforce - Through The Fire And The Flames video, we count 134 lightning strikes, 34,839 silver strobe flashes, 473,234,891 polychromatic strobe flashes, 343,464,423,556 ounces of discharged pyrotechnic compound, and 834,348,545,645,432 watts of discharged starpower plasma. As our song Junk Magic is appx 1.483985 x 10 ^ (93 ^ 994) times more awesome than Through The Fire And The Flames, there is presently no supercomputer on earth, not even Blue Gene/L is capable of even storing the number of "horrible flashing" visual events that would be apt to include in our song, let alone actually rendering said effects. The current version pales, quite literally, in comparison, but it's the best can be achieved with modern science.



-Posted by khilty4344 (Satan's lead guitarist - 270 posts) on Feb. 19, 2008, 19:27

This is the stupidest shit ever, the band sucks the music (if you can call it that) sucks. Ther is so much fail in this it isnt even funny. twiliteminotaur you fail at life, way to go

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-Posted by jake2k3 (Chronic Procrastinator - 2322 posts) on Feb. 19, 2008, 19:30

You're a prick, and comparing your band to DragonForce is nothing to be proud of. In case you have yet to wake up and realize, Higher Speed =/= More talent.

Now, step off your pedestal and give your ego a rest.
~Jake2k3

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-Posted by el nini (Dragonforce Master - 9784 posts) on Feb. 19, 2008, 19:35

by jake2k3 @ Feb. 19 2008, 19:30

Higher Speed =/= More talent.

Quoted For ULTIMATE Truth

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-Posted by rednano12 (Puppetz new student! ;D) on Feb. 19 2008, 19:42

You suck. To me, that is very, very obvious.

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-Posted by Khilty4344@hotmail.com (Satan's lead guitarist - 270 posts) on Feb. 19 2008, 19:52

Dude your band blows donkey balls.You are a self absorbed prick with no life. If you even had twice the talent that any signed band has , you would still blow harder than a hurricane so stfu and get over yourself, you are a nobody and always will be. Way to fail d**kh**d



-Posted by TwiliteMinotaur (Rising Star - 6 Posts) on Feb. 19 2008, 20:06

You people are great. :)



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-Posted by Khilty4344@hotmail.com (Satan's lead guitarist - 270 posts) on Feb. 19 2008, 20:15

We know we are. Thanks :D

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