Nuke Hunter

Found this:

Cargo Inspector

Looking for energetic individual to join our team. Candidate must be able to lift 50 lbs and climb over cargo and into an ocean container. Computer skills helpful. Must be fluent in Tagalog and Ilocano and willing to be exposed to several x-rays worth of radiation. Systema and/or sniping skills a plus.

Yeah, I've got thirty eight simulated drops in Second Life.

I'm on top of it.